Providence On Foot
You don’t test a gentle person the way that you don’t steep tea for too long. Submerge me and I will imbue, and what was sweet will be bitter. I will be strong on your tongue and unpleasant to the taste, and you’ll regret drowning me in your guile.

My gentleness is not for your taking.
n.t. (via astrasperas)

i don’t want to be the kind of person who says its them or me, but right now i really want to. i want to be the type of person who can write someone off, and never let that person effect me again.  but when someone else hurts me so badly and you just shrug it off, i want to tell you to fuck off too.

thatnanda replied to your post “waaaah, why won’t all the sluts have sex with me?  - asshole”

Because even we have standards. :P


waaaah, why won’t all the sluts have sex with me?  - asshole

… and now there’s people bitching on a deaf girls page about a video she posted where a couple was signing a song to each other while driving, saying that using sign language is just as dangerous as putting on make up, texting and (really?) reading while driving.  just wanna explode the world today…

at first i thought it was funny, now i worry about the fact that there are real people out there who believe all the fox news garbage…  and are taught that sharing your sources is bad because then people won’t just believe you like they should

lol i just remembered its sunday morning… shouldn’t these folks be in church?

You should thank them for the compliment.


apparently i’m bored, as i just asked a stranger exactly how obama has attempted to ‘delete freedom of religion’.  i asked for sources.  i betcha if he has any they’re fox news….

lol just got accused of being unchristian.  awesome.  i feel like i win at life.

omg, facebook isn’t spying on you, neither is the government requiring you to get microchips.  

normal people going about normal people life are not being watched.  why waste all that time and resources to watch random people just in case one of them goes nuts.  it doesn’t happen.  if it did, a lot more people would be working for the government right now…. actually why don’t we start spying on all americans right now?  we’d have to employ a shit ton of them to do the work of all the spying, and maybe our economy will improve, seeing as how government jobs pay bank…

you don’t get to treat me like that for 9 years and then sunbathe in my driveway.  that is a thing you don’t get to do.  you wanna know what it will take for me to forgive you? i have to want to or care to.  i don’t forgive you because you mean nothing to me. fuck off.

and if you ever bring him on my property again, we’re done. i don’t care if he’s your cousin and if you didn’t intend for it to happen.  you should have stopped and diverted him to your own damn house.

when literally everyone is congratulating me on getting you out of my life, i wonder why i let you stay so long

can i just say, i love my life?

i had a friend over who brought a friend who just got back from recording an album in france.  so we listened to it, it was awesome, i’m blown away. 

i just love the hell out of my life.  we were the 4th and 5th americans to hear it at all, its so so good.  regardless of if anything ever happened for this very talented woman, i got to share in her joy of sharing her accomplishment.  

and thats enough for me.  i love it.  i get so much joy in basking in others joys.  fucking awesome.

i just cut an eyeballed recipe in quarter, and it still came out perfect. just the right amount of peanut butter filling to the right amount of chocolate, with little left over.  this is what winning feels like.